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Dad Jokes: I Don't Trust Stairs
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What's brown and sticky
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Want to hear a joke about paper
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Sorry about your wait
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
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