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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Sorry about your wait
Did you hear about the circus fire
I've never gone to a gun range before
Would you like the milk in a bag
The rotation of earth
How do you make a Kleenex dance
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I used to hate facial hair
My daughter screeched
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