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Lawyers Jokes: 95% Of All Lawyers

Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage
• What do you call throwing all the lawyers in the ocean
• A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party
• Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
• A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
• You might be a lawyer if
• Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night

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