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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I don't trust stairs
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
What do you get from a pampered cow
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Dads 50th birthday card
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
How does a penguin build it's house
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