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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I don't trust stairs
I have a dad bod
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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