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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call parachuting lawyers
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
• Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
• Justice is a dish best served cold
• An old man was critically ill
• Why does new jersey have all the toxic waste dumps
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom

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