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Lawyers Jokes: Now That You Have Been Acquitted

Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question have you ever been arrested
• What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room
• A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
• A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this
• Why does new jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and california has all the lawyers
• A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study
• Warning signs that you might need a different lawyer
• At the rate law schools are turning them out
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation

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