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Lawyers Jokes: What Do You Call 20 Lawyers

Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What is the ideal weight of a lawyer
• One day two men are talking with each other one turns to the other
• There was a lawyer who just had a surgery
• An old man was critically ill
• How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
• Lawyers give irrelevant information
• What do you call satan and a lawyer
• Warning signs that you might need a different lawyer
• 95% of all lawyers
• How can you tell if a lawyer is lying

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