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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Is Yur Name Atilla Cuz You Can Be My Hun
Hey, If Anyone Knows How To Fix Some Broken Hinges
Stress Is Caused By Giving A Fuck
The Janitor Said He Took Out The Trash Last Night
Why Don't You Throw A Rock At A Black
Hit Snooze Until The Panic Sets In
Whoever Named It Necking Is A Poor Judge Of Anatomy
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