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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's brown and sticky
I don't play soccer
Can you put the cat out
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
When a dad drives past a cow
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Did you hear about the circus fire
Why did the scarecrow win an award
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