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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What's brown and sticky
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
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