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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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I don't trust stairs
Paper or plastic?
I could tell a joke about pizza
I've got a great joke about construction
A furniture store keeps calling me
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Can you put the cat out
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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