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Lawyers Jokes: What Do You Call 500 Lawyers

Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A hindu priest rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road
• Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter
• Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
• What do you call 100000 lawyers drowning in the pacific ocean
• Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers
• Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer
• How many lawyers does it take to change a light
• Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
• A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party
• When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth

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