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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• You are stuck in a foxhole
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• A big-city california lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas
• Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
• How many lawyers does it take to roof a house
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
• Why was the lawyer skimming the bible

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• How are lawyers like whores
• Why is it that california leads the nation in number of lawyers and new jersey leads the nation in number of toxic waste dumps
• When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
• Rules for hunting lawyers
• Rules for hunting lawyers washington state attorney season and bag limits
• Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
• A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
• What happens when a lawyer takes viagra
• A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant

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