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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
A salesman from kfc walked up to the pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change the lord s prayer
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away-from-his-bar-mitzvah
Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three men went to hell
There were three priests in a railroad station all wanting to go home to pittsburgh
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