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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
The shovel
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
How do I look?
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
My wife is really mad at the fact that
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Why did the coffee file a police report
Hey I was thinking
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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