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Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
The best pick up line
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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The game of choice
Baseball players
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Office pranks
There were three burglars
A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices a dishy blonde behind him has raised her hand and is smiling at him
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body
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There was a party that many rich people attended
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