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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Have A Beer
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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It Is Better To Have A Hole In Your Hand
Teacher: "Are You Sleeping In My Class?" Student: "Well Now
Men Should Be Like Coffee: Strong, Hot And Not Letting
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Who Was The First To See A Cow And Think
Why Do White Peope Call A Indians Paiutes? Cuz Paiutes
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