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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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Why did the scarecrow win an award
Sorry about your wait
I used to hate facial hair
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I don't trust stairs
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
What do you get from a pampered cow
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
How do I look?
Would you like the milk in a bag
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