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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Can you put the cat out
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Soup or salad?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
How does a penguin build it's house
What's brown and sticky
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Two goldfish are in a tank
When a dad drives past a cow
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Depression: A Period During Which We Have To Get Along
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Moses Had The First Tablet That Could Connect To The
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I don't play soccer
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Yo mama so fat it took 1 train 4 cars and 7 buses
He Who Smiles In A Crisis Has Found Someone To
What do you get when you cross a pickle and a female deer?