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Dad Jokes: I Would Avoid The Sushi
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Can you put the cat out
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People don't like having to bend over
I have a dad bod
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I made a pencil with two erasers
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Make me a sandwich!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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