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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call a fat psychic
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
The shovel
How many apples grow on a tree
I don't play soccer
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I made a pencil with two erasers
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
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