Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, 'What was the problem?'
'The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,'
explained the Flight Attendant, 'and it took us a while to find a new pilot.'
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