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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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I would avoid the sushi
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When a dad drives past a cow
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What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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The rotation of earth
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I used to hate facial hair
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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