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Dad Jokes: I Don't Play Soccer
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I could tell a joke about pizza
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
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