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Dad Jokes: Why Can't A Nose Be
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Soup or salad?
People don't like having to bend over
When you ask a dad if he's alright
How do I look?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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