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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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Two guys were walking along a road in georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop
Three convicts were on the way to prison
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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