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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What do you get from a pampered cow
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Why did the scarecrow win an award
How do I look?
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