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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I've never gone to a gun range before
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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