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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet
During the super bowl there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals
There was a terrible bus accident
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow
Recently the psychic hotline and psychic friends network have launched hotlines for frogs
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
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