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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Get A Lawyer
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
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Best lawyers jokes
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best 10 lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
These are
10 lawyers jokes
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You know you need a different lawyer when
A good lawyer knows the law
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
A man sees a lawyer standing on a street corner and approches him
How many lawyers does it take to screw?
How can you tell if a lawyer is lying
The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
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An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
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Yo mama so ugly she
Everyone Has The Right To Be Stupid, But You Are