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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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best 10 lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
Why does new jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and california has all the lawyers
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter
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