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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why does new jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and california has all the lawyers
• When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth
• This is the best lawyer story of the year decade and probably the century
• Why is it that california leads the nation in number of lawyers and new jersey leads the nation in number of toxic waste dumps
• How many lawyer jokes are there
• What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
• How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
• How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie
• Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer

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