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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How many apples grow on a tree
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Did you hear about the circus fire
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I've got a great joke about construction
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
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