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Doctor Jokes: Doctor Should I File My Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No!
Throw them away like everybody else.
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Doctor i think i need glasses
Best doctor jokes
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best 10 doctor jokes
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Four doctors who had not seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar
Patient to cosmetic surgeon will it hurt me doctor
This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids he decides to go see the doctor
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor s office
I have an earache
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist
My stomach is getting awfully big doctor
A man goes to the doctor and shows him his penis
Random doctor jokes
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10 doctor jokes
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Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions
A lady walks into her doctors office screaming
How is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night
A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing a pair of shorts made from saran wrap
John is at the doctor recieving just a general checkup when he says to the doctor hey doc did you know i can sing out of my arse
This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids he decides to go see the doctor
In a hospital's intensive care unit patients were dying in the same bed every Sunday
Doctor my penis wont get hard no more when i get horney wat shall i do
Sometimes i feel like a pair of curtains
Your mama is so fat she went to the docters office and the docter told her to step on the scale so she did and
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