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Lawyers Jokes: What Is The Ideal Weight Of
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
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What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the definition lucky break
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
How many lawyers does it take to change a light
How are lawyers like whores
Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer
Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense
It was so cold today i saw a lawyer
What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river
Rules for hunting lawyers
Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter
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