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Lawyers Jokes: What Is The Ideal Weight Of
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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A hindu priest rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road
Two men are in court on drug charges
At a trial an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A judge asks a defendant to please stand
A man sees a lawyer standing on a street corner and approches him
What do you call throwing all the lawyers in the ocean
Justice is a dish best served cold
Two lawyers are leaving the office
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