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One Liner Jokes: 70% Of Our Planet Is Covered
70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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I've Learned That The People You Care Most About
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You Can't Be A Real Country Unless You Have
I Drink Straight Out A Of The Wine Bottle While
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