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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
What do you get from a pampered cow
I just watched a program about beavers
What time did the man go to the dentist
Sorry about your wait
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
I've never gone to a gun range before
When a dad drives past a cow
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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