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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
People say they pick their nose
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
What do you call a fake noodle
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Dads 50th birthday card
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
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