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One Liner Jokes: Believe Me If You Ever Saw

Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm Irish. You're Not Really Speaking My Language
• What Do You Call A Fly Buzzing Inside A Blonde
• I'm No Photographer, But I Can Picture Us Together
• There's Something Actionable In Your Pants
• Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers
• You Know Your Children Are Growing Up When They Stop
• Just Realized A Pregnant Dog Is A Dog Full Of
• Women Spend More Time Wondering What Men Are Thinking Than
• Archeologist: Someone Whose Carreer Lies In Ruins
• Oh, You're Straight? Well, So Is Spaghetti Until It

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Funny jokes

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• I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her
• I Wonder What My Parents Did To Fight Boredom Before
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• Me: *sneaks Out Of The House* *drives To Another State
• Yo mama is like a postage stamp
• Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off
• Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?
• Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Circuses