A man goes to the doctor and shows him his penis.
The doctor looks at it and sees its full of holes.
The man says, 'It's terrible, when I pee, it's like a watering can, it goes everywhere!'
The doctor says, 'I think you ought to go and see Mr Croft.'
'Is he a specialist penis doctor?'
the man asks.
'No he's a clarinet player, he'll show you how to hold it!'
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