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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Dads 50th birthday card
Hey I was thinking
Want to hear a joke about paper
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Two goldfish are in a tank
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I don't play soccer
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Did you hear about the circus fire
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