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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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Best dad jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
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What do you call a fake noodle
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Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What time did the man go to the dentist
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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