A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, 'Hey, you don't need surgery to do that.
I know how to do it without surgery.'
The lady asks, 'How do I do it without surgery?'
'Just rub toilet paper between them.'
Startled the lady asks, 'How does that make them bigger?'
'I don't know, but it worked for your ass!'
Next Joke: Oh john do you remember the last time we were up here was 25 years ago and we made love for the very first time near an old disused barn