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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Sorry about your wait
What do you call a fat psychic
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Why did the scarecrow win an award
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I used to hate facial hair
People don't like having to bend over
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