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Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
When you ask a dad if he's alright
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
I have a dad bod
I could tell a joke about pizza
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
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