One day Little Johnny was on the school bus and he was sitting right behind the bus driver and he was saying to himself, 'If my daddy was a lion and my mommy was a lion then I would be a baby lion.'
He kept on talking to himself like this.
After 10 minutes of this, the bus driver had enough of it and said, 'What would happen if your daddy was a drunk and your mommy was a whore?'
Little Johnny replied, 'Then I would be a bus driver!'
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