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One Liner Jokes: If I Wanted To Kill Myself
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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One Day I Shall Solve My Problems With Maturity. Today
Tomorrow Is A Big Day For Me At Work. They
If You Wet Your Feet Your Throat Will Reject. If
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