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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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10 dad jokes
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When a dad drives past a cow
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I would avoid the sushi
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Paper or plastic?
People say they pick their nose
I just watched a program about beavers
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
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